Let’s Call A Spade A Desperate Girl
April 11, 2011
I awoke to a beautiful sunny morning last Saturday in a great mood. After all, I had a whole two days of lovely laziness ahead of me. What was not to be happy about?
I hadn’t checked my emails all week as I had been really busy in work. As I began trawling through them I noticed I had a comment notification from WordPress. This is the comment that greeted me:
You’re being a douche. why don’t you get a boyfriend. Actually no you probably just need the ride. Let’s call a spade a desperate girl.
Why were you going to parties where you may be groped by 20 year olds? Also how did you let him close enough to let him “mildly grope” you?
Get a grip!
Please be aware you are not obliged to go out with couples. They re not obliged to entertain you.
Very silly blog here in all honesty
As you can imagine, I was somewhat shocked by the severity of sentiment conveyed in the comment. It served to dampen my sunny day somewhat.
I toyed with the idea of not addressing it at all but that said, if I’m allowed write a blog, surely this commenter (who graciously took the time to create an email just for the purposes of this post ‘firstname.lastname@example.org) deserves some of my dutiful attention
So here you have it Ms/Mr ThisBlogIsShit, a whole post all to yourself. I’m not going to analyse what was said in the comment because I think I can leave it up to the reader to make up their own minds as to whether I ‘need the ride’ or if I am akin to a desperate spade (that is genius literary manipulation by the way). I may possibly even be a douche, who knows….!
Keep the delightful comments rolling 🙂
**I did send a personal email to Mr/Ms ThisBlogIsShit but they have yet to respond.